Hi there,
I’m seeking a like-minded lady to share a disastrous 3-9 month
relationship, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal
proceedings.
My name is Lez, I live in Houston. I'm fairly well educated, hold
down a good job, and am pretty stable. I’m told I’m fairly good
looking, but I’ll let you be the judge of that. I’m generally caring
and very honest.
I am looking for an attractive woman who will at first give me
obsessive love, praise, and devotion — but whose paranoia,
self-loathing, and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually
lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate
cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the
eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party — or, if we’re lucky
— both!
You should:
* be 20 to 45 years old;
* have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships;
* enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex;
* be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon
to control your partner and make her stay with you and care for you.
Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women:
* with nice smiles;
* that have larger than average breasts;
* who are married or already in unstable relationships;
* that drink to forget; and
* who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder.
If you think you meet these requirements (and, wow, I’m getting
excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as
soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my ad, and do
take care.
All the best,
Lez B.Friendz
