Buy
Me A Big 40
Besides living for tampons, I live for Big 40s. Go ahead and help my Ex
prove how White Trash Getto I really am. I
can't understand why hauling a Big 40 to some fancy lesbo party used to
embarrass her so. Maybe that's why she's my Ex?
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And
besides, it's like the guy on the street corner who was panhandling one
day. His sign read, "Why lie, I need a cold beer?" It's the ONLY
time I've ever pulled over and handed out cash. The laugh I got from his
cardboard placard was well worth it.
For every Big 40 you buy me, I'll donate half to an animal shelter or rescue
group. Save the critters by getting my ass drunk. You feel better now, don't
you?
The Tipsy and Lovin' Critters
Angry Lesbian
01/06/09