Typical Work Day

Today, a lady who once did the same job I have now saw me in the hallway. We were never big fans of each other since our groups competed for the same work. I said, "Hey girl, how are you doing?"

She, "I'm on stupid second level help desk and I hate it. Can you even imagine?"

I reflected on that and said, "No girl, that's much harder than running calls to the desk. I am sorry."

She started to walk away past the escalators and there's a staircase that descends down just where I was standing.

Over her shoulder she says,
"Funny, I was just thinking about you the other day."

Down the staircase, a rather buxom black lady is making the stairs towards the ground and my comment (although made for my nemesis), fires directly at her..."Why? Were you taking a crap at the time?"

You know, catching large laughing ladies falling from stairs can be quite a feat, but I think she's okay now. So am I.

The Smartie Pants Angry Lesbian

11/16/05