Um....Don't Kill Me but....

There is this really CUTE guy at work I call "Cute Guy Who Smokes". I see him most every day hightailing it out to the parking garage or "smoking room" as I call it. He's really, really, hot and that makes me wonder what in the hell is going on in my mind. Of course, he's a mere 11 years younger than me too. I know this because I found him in a database that I access a lot.

The other day, he actually spoke to me....with a bit of a lisp. I thought, "NOOOOOOOOO, you can't be gay, you're far too cute." How the hell would a lesbian date a gay man? Well, maybe this COULD work. We could go out, have a really great time, not have SEX and he could cruise guys while I cruise girls. Hum????

Might not be too bad to be seen with "Cute Guy Who Smokes". I'll let you guys know how this all works out. But, he is SO CUTE, if he turns out NOT to be gay, who knows??? Maybe I'll go sailing back to the Dark Side for awhile.

The Schmoking Curious Angry Lesbian

05/19/06