True Bitch
You Might Be A TRUE BITCH if....

You find yourself wishing your ex's uterus would fall out on the floor while waiting in the lunch line at work.

You find your stomach getting larger and larger from holding in that steaming DUMP you plan to take on the grave of the girl who stole your girlfriend.

You drive with the BIRD constantly extended right below your steering wheel directed at EVERYONE else on the road with you.


You secretly wish your ex would gain 133 pounds and smother the life out of her new boyfriend when she attempts to sit on his face.


You wish the new boyfriend has SEVENTEEN boyfriends of his OWN and your ex-girlie is TOTALLY unaware. (And he finds THEM far more sexually satisfying)


You put your boss's home phone number on an auto-dial list for every fax service you can find in an eighteen state area.

You follow your ex's new boyfriend to his "ex" girlfriend's house and snap pictures of them in compromising positions. You then email them to her at work putting her JOB in jeopardy and certainly destroying their relationship.

Somehow I fear, I may be a TRUE BITCH after all.

Signing Off,

The Vengeful Angry Lesbian
01/24/06