Tick Tock
I Watched the Clock

I watched the long hand heading straight towards the exact hour I was born 40 years ago. Tick tock...tick tock...tick tock. I waited and then it happened.

I swear to all the gods ever honored by Man that at the exact moment the clock ticked me into age 40, the following happened.

My eyeballs fell out and suddenly I needed reading glasses.

I watched in HORROR as my boobs plummeted down towards my knees and stayed there until I hoisted them again with a MUCH stronger device.

And just when I thought the terrifying experience was over, my ass literally hit the ground. I am now in a lawsuit with the City for building the sidewalks too close to my ass. And for all you smartie pantses (yes my word) who think it won't happen to you, all I can say is Tick Tock...Tick Tock.

Signing Off,

The Somewhat Older Angry Lesbian
11/09/05