Menopause Man Strikes Again!
I was supposed to buy Menopause Man a beer tonight for putting up with my attempted head smashing the other night. He called me on the phone and had apparently exited my city since whatever he was doing didn't quite work out the way he planned.
He said something about just turning 40 and being old and I said, "Shut up, I'm older than you are!"
"You look PRETTY GOOD for your age. How old are you anyway?"
Strike One. Strike Two. And that's just today. Actually, he's on strike THREE if I was to take a grand tally of his Faux Pas.
You NEVER ask a woman her age unless you're looking to step into an early grave. And secondly, the use of PRETTY GOOD, is one of the biggest insults someone can sling your way.
PRETTY GOOD can be interpreted as: you are a gangly, troll-like, hideous, ugly monster that almost passes muster for someone 500 years old.
I remember back in Band Land some guy coming up to us and saying, "Your band is pretty good." Imagine the Club Staff's surprise when they found him unconscious in the dumpster the next day.
Menopause Man....you're skating on very thin ice but you will be forgiven if YOU buy the beer.
The "Pretty" Good Lookin'
Angry Lesbian
02/09/07