My Sister In Law
100% Woman - Complete with Guilt Trips

We've been working out a lot together lately. In fact, "Iron Woman", insisted on going back to the gym TEN days after surgery. Um...normal recovery time - 6 weeks.

So tonight, we're on the bikes spinning when she tells me my little brother stayed out drinking with his buddy last night after soccer, I believe. They rolled in slightly toasted at 1:30 a.m. She declares, "I just LOVE it when he does that! There's a LIST waiting by the time he gets home."

Apparently, guilting him into Home Improvement Projects post Drankin' Session has become quite the art form around their house. While she was on the bike with me, he was home putting up molding around the paneling she put up in the bedroom. I can tell she's giddy with delight.

"You're going up on the site", I threaten.

"Go ahead", she says. "I've even been leaving Honey Do Lists on little cards in the bathroom." She's laughing and laughing and laughing.

I have come to the conclusion that there's ALWAYS a price to pay for our bad behavior....mine...his....hers. However, SHE is the master of all things Great and Small. She has managed to properly punish my sweet but still slightly wild brother.

I'm hoping he stays out Friday night. I want to go on a Stealth Mission with her and hunt him down wherever he is. I told her to walk up, act like she doesn't know him and try to pick him up in the bar where he's currently Drankin' with friends. I'll have the Digital Camera with me ready to snapshot the shocked look on his face whenever she appears. He better hope he's behaving at the time. I've seen her wield those dumbbells and I'm sure she's got a MEAN left hook.

Signing Off,

The Not Yet Guilted Angry Lesbian
03/13/06