Run for The Hills
For Those of You Who Need Dating / Life Partner Advice
If you hear these statements come out of someone's mouth when you're first
getting to know them, you might want to lace up the good 'ole track shoes.
"I'm a cheat. I've always been a cheat. I will probably cheat on you.
Now, which movie did you want to go see?" (Get out of her car and walk
home)
"I believe in Open Relationships". Translation: She wants the
freedom to fuck you, the entire Planet of Mars when available, and half
of Planet Earth she has not gotten to yet. Run..fast...run away.
"I'm not looking for a relationship and I certainly don't want a girlfriend."
She's playing the field, people, and collecting trinkets from ALL of you.
A monthly trip to the clinic might be a good idea.
"I think living apart basically FOREVER is a much healthier thing to
do." This means her profile is STILL up on all the dating sites although
she's been seeing you for two years. Get the holy hell out of there before
it's too late.
I'll add more tidbits as I think of them.
Signing Off,
Tongue in da Cheek
The Angry Lesbian
10/27/05