Random Thoughts

1. Today a gay man told me I should color my hair. He took one look at the gray and said, "Oh girrrll, it's time." You know it's bad when THAT happens. So I look at him and say, "It costs $110 to have this hair colored and I don't have it right now. I'm gonna go stick my head in a bucket full of sumpin, but I don't know what." I supposed it could be worse….like if a STRAIGHT man said something. They don't notice ANYTHING except if you CUT your hair. Then they're like, "Bitch, what DID YOU DO???^$^$&$$# Are you insane?" So I guess it's okay to deal with gay men noticing. Most of the time, they're like, "Girl change everything. At least once a month, change it all. Reinvent yourself, reinvent yourself." I just love gay men.

2. You hear those stupid Motorola commercials, "Hello MOTO, Hello MOTO" Not my Motorola phone, it HATES me. It's always yelling "Hello MOFO". I think I'll go get a Nokia.

3. Jodie's being a bitch all the way from Nebraska.
Yum. That makes ME happy. I WISH TO GOD SHE WOULD JUST START HER FREAKIN' PERIOD. By the way, NEVER say that to a woman who NEEDS to start her period. They HANG UP on you. It's not like saying "Mosaltov". Not the same at all.

4. She broke my heart
As I'm sure she broke yours
And she'll just keep breaking them
Until there's no one left to break

5. If she does this thing that you so fear
Worry not
She acts without malice
It is merely her chasing her own echoes
Breaking Boxes
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