Practice Scenarios
For Those of You Who Need "Proper Response" Assistance

Scenario #1:
Your girlfriend spends the weekend with you and it's Sunday afternoon. She's going home to clean her house and tells you to call her later. You do, but you're unable to raise her on the phone. Missing her desperately (cuz you're an ASS), you drive to her house and notice a car parked out front. You have a key to her house because after all, she's your girlfriend. You quietly slip in and hear sounds coming from the bedroom. Ever so quietly, you open the door to see said girlfriend bouncing up and down on top of some guy you've never seen before. Here are your choices:

A. You quietly close the door, go home, cry a lot and then kill yourself.

B. You yell out rather loudly "Hey Sweetie!! How's it cumin in there?" The look of shock on their faces is always good for a laugh or two over the next month or so.

C. Strip off your clothes and join in.

D. Try to salvage the relationship... but ultimately you decide she's a trollop so you go out trolling for other women.

Scenario #2 Coming Soon

Scenario #3 Coming Soon

Scenario #4 Coming Soon



Signing Off,

The Angry Lesbian
10/27/05