Custom Plaques
Last evening, in Therapy, I started talking about the article I had just written called "Engineering". I told the Therapist that back in the day it was very funny yet convenient to keep an extra cache of toothbrushes around for our "guests".
I then pointed out that I have a whole new type of stash for the guests
of today. "Just throw open my cabinet doors, look inside and pick your
poison," I said. There are boxed play toys of every shape and color
in there provided by one of my ex girlies and her wife. You see, they decided
these "toys" were far too large for THEM so they never used them
but passed them on to me.
"What in the hell am I supposed to do with THESE? What are you two
trying to say anyway? Do I look like I could take these things?"
I think NOT. (But who knows about my guests)
So, at this point my Crazier Than I Am Therapist got this look on her face
and it came flying out of her mouth. "I think you should mount them
on Plaques and hang them on your walls."
Of course, I ran with it. And here, I will make up names to protect the recipients.
Mr. Purple
1993 to 1997
Cheryl
Mr. Multicolor with Twist
Extra Stout Harness
1998 to 2002
Caroline
Mr. Flesh Tone
2003 to 2005
Christina
It's funny watching your Therapist almost piss herself whilst you do the same. If I do ACTUALLY construct these things, I'm going to post pictures of them on this very page. Aren't Sex Toys a BLAST?
The Wall Mountin' Angry Lesbian
07/27/06