My Aloe Plant
Apparently Looks Like A Penis

She came by in late May to pick up some of her remaining things per my request. She stayed for quite awhile talking. At one point, we stood at my counter looking at my Aloe plant. One particular little sprig was standing straight up..... pointing skyward.

Being one who TOTALLY lacks empathy, these words tumble from her mouth, "Wow, looks like a penis."

All the thoughts hit my brain at once.

"Oh holy god, I hope it's not THAT small." Then secretly, slightly, I smiled and thought, "Oh yes I do!"

The penis, it seems, is totally within her frame of reference now and it goes all over me. I picture her hungrily eyeing her boinkfriend's woo woo and my stomach turns over - almost all the way. Oh, that would have been pretty...me hurling into my trash can in violent response to the word PENIS. (And her apparent LOVE of it.)

I can't help it, once I bed them, I get very possessive. Metaphorically, I'm hanging onto her by her ears while he pulls on her by her feet. (She's suspended in mid air) "Leggo, she's mine. I swear, you'll end up with an earless hussy for a girlfriend. LEGGO!!! Mine mine mine mine !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do I get like that? Why can't I just let them trot off and bed whomever they wish and turn a blind eye? Well, I guess I'm just not wired that way.

Signing Off,

The Penis Planting Angry Lesbian
07/08/06