Penmanship
Sharpies RULE!!!

I was thinking of one of my Music Friends last week and wrote some of this to her. I have not yet heard back from her but she gets REALLY busy. Some time ago, her little boy messed up the keyboard on her laptop so I got an email that read something like this.

Itsretarded.ihateit

With this run on keyboard "accident" she inadvertently helped me get through something with the ex. It appears my ex included one of HIS t-shirts in a bag she brought over to me. As you can imagine, it went ALL OVER ME.

So, I packed everything up (her windbreaker, HIS shirt and some computer game she had here still). I had it in a box and was simply going to drop it on her patio on Saturday morning.

She replied, "Well, the soccer games are on tomorrow and he will be over here. I don't know how you want to handle that."

I wrote back, "I'll mail it." (Which I did)

I have told Satini (Tiny Satan) to NEVER mention his NAME to me. So for whatever reason, I drove home pissed and stayed mad. I was going to do one of two things or maybe both: Get hopelessly drunk or carve some more nice patterns in my arms or legs. (Yes, when in a rage, I have been known to cut. This keeps me from directing my TOTAL ANGER outward.)

Instead, I did the "keyboard accident" thing. I took out a Sharpie and on that same box I started writing every NASTY AND HATEFUL thing I could think to write to her only I wrote it like this.

yougravysuckingpigassslutigaveyoueverythingandnowyouvegotsomeguyscockshovedinyourmouth

You get the picture and I hope you're laughing right now.

I then took the same Sharpie and obliterated the text I had just penned. My anger was GONE for the most part and I didn't turn it inward for ONCE. The next day, I mailed that box. She HAD to wonder what in the hell had been on the back of it.

So, my friend, thank you for your broken keyboard. Somehow, you sparked an idea that saved me that day. :)


The Sharpie Snortin' Angry Lesbian
07/13/06