What Are You Wearing?
And other things you should text page to friends...

Last night, I was having a drink with a gentleman who just happened to plop himself down at my table when this text page came into my phone, "I AM NAKED". Well, I had not heard from my Realtor and friend in well over a month so I thought that was pretty damn funny.

I text back, "Well, I'm not".


So today, the text pages just flew and flew. Finally, I sent, "What are you wearing?" which is kind of a joke between us. You see, about 3 or so years ago, I had a blind date with her and basically ran away all night long. I was terrified of her and I usually am with pretty women when I first meet them. Suddenly (back then) she was out of the club and in her car and leaving and I flagged her down in the parking lot. I apologized for being scarce and left it at that. But....I couldn't leave it there for long.

Several days later, I just called her cell phone, did NOT identify myself and said, "What are you wearing?" From then on, she decided I was certifiably insane, we went to a street festival and became friends.


So imagine my confusion when out of the blue last night, I got the text page that said "I AM NAKED". I was sure it wasn't meant for ME. Today when discussing the whole thing, she told me she was merely responding to something in her phone from me that said, "What are you wearing?" We decided that MY page must have been ancient and laughed our asses off about the whole thing. I just love this girl!!! She's one crazy chica.

Signing Off,

The Clothing Curious Angry Lesbian
02/03/06