Driving Ms. Crazy
Last week, my mom called me and asked me to take her to run some errands,
since she really shouldn't drive any longer. So I high-tailed it across
town and picked her up. We went to Walmart, the cleaners and to her bank.
On the way back from Wally World, I stopped at the intersection where she
always insists I turn left to go into my sister's neighborhood.
"It's got a left turn signal. Use this one!"
But, this particular intersection's usually pretty clogged up with cars,
and I just wait and wait for our little green arrow on most days.
On this particular day, Ms. Crazy said, "There are no cars out today.
I wonder what happened."
Looking straight ahead, I simply responded, "The rapture. We were left behind."
The Snickering Angry Lesbian
03/25/2009
P.S. I know they'd take her. I'd be sitting in the car alone!