You Might Be A Lesbian

You might be a Lesbian if:

1. You can't quit staring at your best friend's ass not matter how many times she screams at you to "cut it out".

2. You can't quit lusting over Earth Shoes and every single bit of clothing in the LL Bean catalogue.

3. You're tempted to visit the sperm bank on your 3rd date.

4. You think the L Word is the most fantastic bit of programming you've seen in years and you can't wait for the next episode. In fact, you've bought a Tivo or a PVR so you won't miss a thing.

5. People keep calling you sir!

6. Or, because of your feminine appearance, other Lesbians really question your intentions.

7. You keep getting into relationships that last EXACTLY FOUR years.

8. You keep gaining more and more animals with each of your "roommates" exits from your life.

9. You LIKE the feeling of shaving your face.

10. You're on the Preferred Customer list at goodvibes.com.

The Crazy Angry Lesbian

11/12/05