Men
Totally Different Animals

I met a new friend for drinks last night. We have quite a bit in common since we were both once totally immersed in the music business. His sardonic wit was pretty darned entertaining especially his take on WOMEN.

He spoke of one girl he used to date who actually asked him to clean her bathrooms on a regular basis. It appears this was the final deal killer. He said, "I was speaking on the phone with her one day when I heard the THREE words all men dread coming from a woman."


Naturally, I'm thinking something like, "I love you". But no, it appears the dreaded THREE words are : I WAS THINKING. Apparently, men have this idea that we women should NOT BE THINKING at all. Perhaps we are just there solely for their physical entertainment.....hellacious tatas and all? (Apparently these particular assets send the blood rushing to another part of their anatomy and all THINKING stops for them at this point.) Auto-pilot, hands up....twisting motion....."come in Tokyo".

So I have come to realize that it will be very difficult to have a Heterosexual male person as just a friend. I think instead if I desire "boyfriends", I will surely have to become a fag hag. After all, these guys think more like us and it's a sure thing that they will NEVER want to poke us.


Men really ARE very different creatures from women. I do have some hope that my new friend will become a very good friend. He's funny, articulate and very entertaining. Plus, he already calls my lame ass on the carpet when I need it.

Signing Off,

The Homo Hunting Angry Lesbian
02/25/06