Find The Humor
Wherever You Can

I'm listening to Howie Day as I do almost daily. If you don't have his records yet - get them. There's a line in one of his songs that says, "I could just lay down and freeze to death." Somehow, this brought back a very dark memory from the band days when we played in South Korea. It seems a young soldier, 19, had been out partying and on his way back to barracks, fell into what we called a "turtle ditch". These were concrete structures all around the camp that were about 3 and 1/2 feet wide and not very deep... but they caught all the water run-off when there was rain. When he fell in, drunk, it appears he just never woke up. A 19 year old kid froze to death there in the Korean winter of 1993 - 1994. We had to play a show the next day and I couldn't get it off my mind. Apparently, song lyrics bring it forth still, MANY years later.


So my point is....this life is short and oftentimes... TRAGIC. We must all find humor wherever we can.


In therapy, we laugh so much, I've often wondered what the receptionist there must be thinking. This past week was no exception. I was actually being particularly non-communicative and a bit jittery. I finally confessed it's because I'm getting so used to being alone that I fear I'll never be comfortable connecting with anyone again.


When angry, I've also been known to make psychotic statements that most jilted lovers feel but will not express. Things like:

"Fuck her. I hope her mother dies on top of her."

or....

"Maybe their relationship will end in murder / suicide. We can HOPE, can't we?"


I had earlier emailed these to my Therapist. She assured me that these angry feelings are normal and I'm just more verbal in my expression of anger than most. So, in the session, I said, "It disturbs me greatly that EVERYTHING ends. Why does it always have to end? Even good relationships seem to end with one partner dying on the other or something."

Her response, "You cannot have a truly intimate relationship with anyone unless you accept the fact that one of you may leave the other through death."

So I said, "I guess the really lucky ones are those who die together."

To which she responded, "Like a car wreck, bus wreck, boating accident....or a Murder /Suicide." I just happened to say "Murder / Suicide" at EXACTLY the same time it was coming out of HER mouth. We laughed so hard, I thought we were both going to pee and really mess up her office.

I'm sure the receptionist was out there scratching her head and thinking 'What the fuck???!!'

Signing Off,

The Very Verbal But Not Meaning It
Angry Lesbian
06/02/2006

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