Hipster
I called my mother last night to say goodnight and to tell her another one of my warped stories knowing she would appreciate it.
"Hi Mom, I have a story for you. You know I've been taking pilates classes right? Well the other night, we were posed on our bellies about to do some back exercises, and the instructor said, 'Spread your legs hip width apart.' This did me in and I started laughing."
"Why?" she wanted to know.
"Because every time she says it, I picture spreading my legs just as wide as I can get them to match my hip size. This time, I couldn't contain myself and I shared my vision with her and the other student in class."
THEY DID LAUGH.
"I love making fun of myself," I had piped in.
True to form, my mother got the visual and laughed her butt off.
The HIPster,
Angry Lesbian
09/12/08