Dinner Party
This One Was A Hoot!!!
Last Saturday night, I attended a dinner party at the home of a lovely Lesbian
couple. The house was immaculate with awesome decor and the food was amazing.
The company, made up of 8 gay men (4 couples), my friend, me, and the hostesses
comprised quite a mixed bag of personalities.
The names here, as usual, are changed to protect the bitchy.
For some odd reason, two of the gentlemen decided to get "into it"
and it was all I could do not to pee on the couch upon which I sat. It went
something like this. (Hey guys...forgive me if I take just a little license
here.)
Bill: "So where are you from, Cuba?"
Bob: "And how many languages, do YOU speak?" (since Bob is multi-lingual)
Bill: "Enough to understand what you're saying, Bitch!"
Bob: "Well, you look bad in EVERYTHING backless!" (I pictured this large man in a backless dress and lost it)
Bill: "You really SHOULD do something about that BALD head of yours!"
Bob: "Well, at least MY HAIR isn't TAPED on!"
And, that's how this party went.....everyone having a blast, drinking and planning for the next outing on February 25th. Geez, I hope I get to attend that one, too. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Signing Off,
The Giggling Angry Lesbian
01/23/06
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