Say It Isn't So
Could It Be Contagious?

The gym's a dangerous place for lesbians and especially for me. I find myself looking at the "eye candy" in there. Hard bodies, awesome pecs, cleanly shaven faces - and that's just the girls. But I digress. Boys really CAN be pretty. I'm convinced they work out mainly to sack women but who knows, maybe they really do enjoy the torture.

In the pharmacy the other day, I spotted a particularly tasty morsel and I almost asked him "Where do you work out?" His little smock could not hide what was obviously bulging underneath. Since he was snarling from the obvious strain of dispensing my anti-anxiety drugs, I refrained.

I particularly enjoy messing with men. I walked into a Director's office last week and said "I have something serious I need to discuss with you." This man works out like a mad dog and he's on the whole nutrition regimen - timing his food and all that. He looks up from his work and says "Yes".

"Bob, do you have any single friends who like fat chicks?" His face was SO red because he was already cracking up at my insane statement. "You see, I was thinking of going on a 45 day Stuffed Crust Pizza binge. Have any friends who like girls like THAT?" I walked away with him still laughing.

He now knows I'm certifiable and so does everyone else who was in close proximity.

Signing Off,

The Giddy Angry Lesbian
11/01/05