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The
"Clurb"
My Pet Name for
the Club on the Strip
This weekend, I
attended a fund raiser for Breast Cancer at the "Clurb".
This is the Lesbian Bar where my band played a significant
amount of shows in 1993 - 1995. Usually, I go in there on
Wednesdays after Therapy when it's nice and quiet. I'm not
used to being there anymore on a "hot" night.
Boy, how the crowd has changed. I couldn't believe the young,
hot lesbian babes we saw in there that night. I was walking
around with my friend, eyeballing a particularly gorgeous
gaggle of them when they suddenly started stripping their
shirts off and TRADING them around with each other.
"Holy GAAWWWDDD",
I yelped as I looked at my friend. "Where the hell
were these girls when we were in our 20s?"
In her typical smart ass fashion, she quipped, "Not
born yet!"
After I was done
making my puddle on the floor from her comment and the shock
of seeing near topless perfection, I wandered around aimlessly,
still in hysterical confusion.
I guess the whole scene and the length of the day must have
been too much for me because I started yawning. "I'm
old", I said, "and I'm going home." My friend
must be old too because she looked relieved that we were
leaving. (No nasty email from you, Miss Thang, when you
read this.)
On the way home, I reflected on the other mind boggling
thing that happened earlier that afternoon. One of the women
I invited out to the event actually showed up and was being
escorted around looking for me. She hugged me when she saw
me and told me that her daughter, only 18, could not get
into the "clurb" so she was waiting at the restaurant
next store. This woman is STUNNING so it must have been
funny to see me following behind her like a whipped puppy.
I had planned on going hiking with her the next day but
she never called. She's like that sometimes and will just
pop in again.....out of the blue.
The next day, in a text exchange with same said whacky friend,
I wrote "She never called and I am sad."
My friend wrote back, "Perhaps she is tending to her
25 children!" Smart ass .....she really only has FOUR.
Signing Off,
The Club Happy Angry Lesbian
07/05/06
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