Casual Sex

My friend and I were talking on the phone some time ago. I've known this girl for the better part of 20 years. We're both painfully single at the moment and were at the time of this particular conversation. I said, "I'm sick of being alone and not getting any. Maybe I'll just go out and start boinking."

She, "Well, I'm just not wired that way and never have been. But I'm lonely and getting desperate so maybe I'll just snip a few wires and see what happens." I found this particularly funny coming from her because she's just not into the Casual Sex thing at all.

Several weeks later while talking to another friend, I said, "Relationships and people are just too much trouble. Give me an old-fashioned one night stand ANY day."

Too bad we live in this society, in this day, when things are just too damned dangerous to even consider such a thing. What's even scarier is that many of the really young people today don't even REMEMBER the days without AIDS. These days did not / could not / exist for them. Personally, I'm ready for some brilliant researcher to come up with a cure for this horrible thing so I can readily go out and start Boinking again.

I want the option of taking some little Hottie home - kicking her out the next morning with her PopTart and Coffee - neither one of us looking back with any kind of concern whatsoever. (And perhaps never hooking up again)

Ah, had I just been a little OLDER in the 60's, I could have had some REAL FUN. You can only Self-Flagellate just so long before you even start boring your own damn self. (hee hee)

The Lonely & Frustrated Angry Lesbian

08/19/06