Turn In Your Card
Things aren't settled here

Hey your thong underwear are still over here for Chrissakes! They're still delivering your mail to my house and your clean casserole dish awaits pickup from my ever-so familiar counter. Yeah, the one you cooked on for 10 months while we searched desperately for your new home.

One thing I'm getting back is her "card". The trip back into "boy-land" will cost her "card carrying lesbian status" and I'll be damned if she's gonna keep the thing. No fooling those of us who are REAL lesbians and then effortlessly leaping back over to the other side like it was nothing. Meanwhile, the rest of US stand here with our jaws gaping wide open like "what in the hell just happened here? Weren't we just watching a DVD together?"

I will wrestle her to the ground but I WILL GET THAT CARD BACK.

Signing Off,

The Determined Angry Lesbian
11/08/05