Strike one, two, three
I'm Bowing Out

We met yesterday so she could explain the situation and how these "feelings" for this guy just came on all of the sudden.

She really likes him. "Well good for you!!" I proclaim.

"He's a sexy guy", she says. "Good ta know!!" I bark.

"He likes to cuddle", she says. "Even better!!" I bellow. She freaking hates cuddling. What in the hell????

She really enjoys his feminine energy. Holy freaking Christ on a Cracker!!! Could this possibly be because you really ARE a lesbian?

She then says she does not want to lose me and would like to see both of us. You see, it appears she's a Hippee Chick and really into the free love thing. Hum? I wonder what AIDS has to say about that. So, I say I'll give it some thought.

Back to my house we go, to get all the crap of hers I had piled in my living room. See, I had a REALLY rough night on Friday and to diffuse my anger I found all her shit and just piled it. A bonfire came to mind but last time I did that the Firemen guys were really mad and they are BIG GUYS. I ride with her and we unload it all. So....the conversation wanes and back to my house we go.

We agree that going to the gym tomorrow at about noon would be a great idea. I suggest that we could have really sweaty sex afterward and she got that ever so familiar look on her face. I blew her kisses good-bye and off she went to her boyfriend's house. She even had pajamas with her so I guess there was a slumber party over there or something. I wonder if they had fondue?

About 10:30 the next morning, I text her from the gym and say I'm already there. She texts back "isn't it daylight savings?" OOPS I text back. I'm a little early but I'll be here at least two hours. You coming? Well once again and now twice in the same week, I was stood up.

No one has to hit me in the head 3 times with a very large, handle-equipped dildo to make ME see the light. My last text ....

"This is me bowing out. I fed your cats and left your keys in the house."

Dammit. We were supposed to hand out candy to the kids tomorrow on Halloween. Oh well, chances are I would have been stood up for that too.

Signing Off,

The Angry Lesbian
10/30/05