Boink

My friend at work says I really need to get Boinked. She may be right but therein lies the dilemma. See women don't take very kindly to being boinked and then in the morning you say, "Here's your coffee and your granola bar. Get the hell out." By our very nature, we expect more. She boinked me so it MUST BE a relationship. Bullshit.

So, I am contemplating dipping my toe back in the forbidden water if I can actually find a guy or several guys (not at once you perverts) I consider hot enough to use and then discard. See, guys don't seem to mind this nearly as much. THEY understand that boinking is just boinking and so be it.

Does this make me a traitor to the lesbian race? Perhaps it does, but I promise it will only be temporary. See when someone dumps you, you gotta do what you gotta do to make yourself feel attractive and wanted again. These porn flicks I've been watching just aren't getting it. (Although I really do appreciate the guy who burned them for me.) I get no active participation. I do NOT like being a silent observer and would much rather be in the mix. Besides, I LOVE BOINKING.

So, if anyone has any suggestions, sign the Dreambook and let me know. If I get any screaming comments NOT to jump the fence, perhaps I'll take it under consideration.

The Lonely Angry Lesbian

12/03/05