Bitch Soup
My Own Special Recipe

Ingredients:

Your Recent Ex Wife
55 gallon drum of boiling water
1 gallon of salt (You want it to HURT)
1 gallon of Wasabi (You REALLY want it to HURT)
Binding materials
Duct tape (to quell the screaming & the wiggling)

Instructions:

Bind the Bitch
Tape her freakin', scum sucking, big mouth
Bring water to a rolling boil
Toss the Satini (Tiny Satan) into the boiling water
Cook for at least two hours
Drink lots of wine to celebrate. Cheese and apples if desired.
When all flesh has left the bones, remove them and bury
(in at least 5 counties)
Season soup with a homemade Steaming Dump and a gallon of urine
Throw the whole concoction into your local Lake at 3:00 a.m.
Pray the Fish live
Done.

Now, dontcha feel better??

The Master Chef Angry Lesbian

10/09/06