Alternative Thinking

Think I'm gonna get me a chain-wallet, motorcycle ridin', spike-haircut, gender confused, uber Dyke next time. These femmies aren't working out for me very well. I find that most are Lesbian Wannabes who say stuff like, "When I became a Lesbian...." Uh no. You don't just BECOME a Lesbian and you women who think like that always end up jumping the fence into what I happily refer to as "the burning barn".

Yup, gonna get one so butch this time, they'll call her "Sir" at restaurants and she'll actually enjoy that. May even puff out her chest just a bit and scratch the old crotch for good measure.

My new Dream Girl will be one of those who ALWAYS wears her "strap-on" ready to ravage me at any given moment. Ohh . It makes me giddy just to think of it.

Okay, a couple of ground rules. She MUST shave her pits and legs at a minimum. And if the chin and mustache need it, they're coming off too. I have to draw the line somewhere. I just can't go quite THAT far.

Diesel Dyke Land, here I come. And might I add ...for the very first time. Anyone up for a slightly slap-damaged Virgin?

Signing Off,

The Crying All Day Angry Lesbian
11/07/05